wow i look better than usual
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
*crouches down* *removes sunglasses* Theres been a nerd here….
So I proposed at the gym. And this bitch decided to be in the picture.